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xekstrin:

not-cooper:

My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state.

im laughing so hard im crying over this tiny ass lemon

leslieknope:

shoutout to the best onion article of all time

leslieknope:

shoutout to the best onion article of all time

guystud:

*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one

bgc-land:

me during a math test

Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.
The most sober thing a drunk person could say  (via bl-ossomed)
person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not

ghostoat:

me after fixing my mechanical pencil:

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