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me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
tessleeblog:

A proud mother

tessleeblog:

A proud mother

citgo:

rosaparking:

GRAPES ARE DISGUSTING

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skeeterdayz:

when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show

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modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

dirudo:

Making a cool new friend

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wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

tamaratunie:

who is gonna be the danny tanner to my uncle joey ie im your best friend so you let me mooch off you for 10 years in your sick expensive house in san francisco in exchange for occasionally making your kids breakfast and teaching them life lessons