My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state.
im laughing so hard im crying over this tiny ass lemon
shoutout to the best onion article of all time
*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one
me during a math test
Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact.
|—||The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via bl-ossomed)|
person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not
me after fixing my mechanical pencil: