sabrinagrimm:

sabrinagrimm:

WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY

sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

babyferaligator:

drunktrophywife:

babyferaligator:

how much do friends cost

$420.69

ok but how much with this coupon i got 

theanti90smovement:

i cant believe how many friends i dont have

do you ever get that feeling where you like someone so much that when they do something adorable you just sit there with butterflies in your stomach like 

(◡‿◡✿) i just love you so fucking much you little fucker (◡‿◡✿)

theflaggirl:

you have no idea how much this pissed me off as a kid

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck