*takes out paddle with a Scooby Doo sticker on it*
You’ve been a very bad girl…
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
what a time to be alive
i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want
IT GETS WORSE???