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mooncot:

to kill a flappy bird

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

svvords:

*white girl voice* sorry not sorry

duplication:

studies show its always my fault

canadianslut:

if i’m on this site when i’m 24 please shoot me and take me out of my misery

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just dug up some ancient fossils

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just dug up some ancient fossils

aint-no-sunshine-when-deans-gone:

me: i’m gonna live my life to the fullest!
me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row

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spookyasianmom:

the only thing that needs to turn up right now are my grades

tittily:

public school is so weird tho because you have this institution with all these potentially brilliant minds who will go on to do great things for humanity 

and then you look down at your textbook and its like

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