Parents of the year since the 90’s
ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
do you ever realise just how lonely you actually are
danny devito is almost perfectly symmetrical. one of the most beautiful sights in nature
never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear
walking a drunk friend like
my toenail fell off in gym one time and i had to eat it so that no one saw it
What the fuck is wrong with you?
it was a moment of weakness
Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting