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sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

Parents of the year since the 90’s

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

phobias:

do you ever realise just how lonely you actually are 

unclefather:

goodbye human

unclefather:

goodbye human

monetizeyourcat:

danny devito is almost perfectly symmetrical. one of the most beautiful sights in nature

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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hospitalstays:

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school cum

unclefather:

chandra75:

unclefather:

my toenail fell off in gym one time and i had to eat it so that no one saw it

What the fuck is wrong with you? 

it was a moment of weakness

kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting

newbun:

milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

nooooooooooooooooooooooooo